Monday 25 June 2018

Unhinged

I am crying with laughter






Behave, Bennett. 

There is no such evidence, just your fairy stories. The satellite image you posted for 3rd May 2007 CLEARLY SHOWS that PdL was sitting under a clear, cloudless sky.

May I suggest you familiarise yourself with the location of PdL and stop making a tit of yourself?

Or, as I suggest is more likely,  that you stop trying to con people.

And if you seriously think that your little poll of deranged Oompa loompas is going to convince anyone, then I suggest you try hitting yourself with a hammer in the hope that you might knock some sense into your calcified brain.

3 comments:

  1. The Daily Laughing Stock
    12th of Never, 2018
    MADELEINE MCCANN CASE SOLVED!
    The disappearance of Madeleine McCann has finally been solved by a Mr Tony Bennett, thanks to his unrivalled Twitter polls that revealed all. UK and Portuguese police were astounded to find the answer to the mystery was sitting under their noses the entire time, and sent personal thanks to Mr Bennett for cracking the case. There will be an awards ceremony in his honour this weekend, celebrating the efforts of all involved in the groundbreaking research.
    A close pal of the McCann family initially declined to comment with a rather strangled expression on his face, but later told The Laughing Stock that the McCanns are 93% sure they can forgive Mr Bennett for his previous heinous behaviour.

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    1. Oh, I'm in pain :) Very funny

      He really is an utter cock, isn't he?

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    2. Haha, I had big ideas for this "article" but humour is something that only trickles from me at the best of times, rather than flow.
      You'd definitely do better, feel free to pen the follow up article? I'll get you good rates from my undercover corrupt journalist mates?
      The nation is waiting with bated breath, chop chop 😊

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