Gobshites

Afternoon all.

I have just read the ''media release'' in which an assortment of people with evident mental health issues announce to the world that they have solved the Madeleine case.


Of course, all it consists of is the same bonkers conspiralunacy that Baldylocks has been peddling to the deranged for years.


So here is my plea to Tony Bennett, Jill Havern, former Chief Superintendent of Bins, Petermac and all the other gobshites who contributed to this steaming pile of horseshit:

If you really want to help, then fuck off. When you get to wherever you fuck off to, fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get the the Land of the Midnight Fuck, or wherever your final resting place is.

You are the worst thing to happen to this investigation ever. Ever. You give a bad name to anyone who is unconvinced by the McCann narrative and those of us in possession of functioning brains would like nothing more than to completely disassociate ourselves from anything you say, claim or invent

I will leave you with a piece of advice: if you really want to be taken seriously, do not list amongst your references a post by certified lunatic Textusa. The woman is more toxic than a Russian's trousers

Now fuck off

Kindest regards, etc

Not Textusa 

PS. Your theory is so bonkers that even Textusa has dissociated herself from it. You've hit rock bottom, man. Rock bottom