Achtung!

Well, the Balding Tramp is in fine form today. 

Some of the troops have dared to disagree with him. Clearly this can't be allowed, so off he goes, shouting them  down and ridiculing them. And before anyone says ''But Nottextusa, that's exactly what you do to him...." you are right. I do. But the difference is, I'm right and he's wrong, and I do so here, which is my gaff, and if he doesn't like it he's perfectly at liberty to fuck off at his earliest convenience.

So let's have a look at some of the shite he is coming out with

REPLY: Discredit one crèche timing???

3 question marks - that is El Trampo's way of saying ''you are a fucking idiot; I spit on your grave'' 

Here is a list of 19 separate problems with the crèche records, compiled IIRC by HideHo:

Ah yes - the créche records. Never, in the field of human conflict, have a few scraps of paper been pored over by more fucktards

1. Cat Baker for some reason starts entering the words ‘Cat nanny’ on the crèche sheets from Monday 1st May.

No!!!! Oh my God, this could blow the case wide open! Seriously, what the fuck? 

2. The morning and afternoon creche records should have been on two separate sheets. There were in the other groups. Yet the Lobster group records were kept on one sheet instead of two.

So fucking what? Maybe they were short of sheets! 

3. The Portuguese Police in July 2008 issued a DVD with nearly all the witness statements and documents on them. However, they withheld the creche records for the group in which the McCanns ‘ twins were placed for the morning of Sunday 29th April. That could be because there was incriminating evidence on them. 

And it could be because they had been mislaid - to assume they had incriminating evidence on them is top grade conspiralunacy. 

4. The Portuguese Police also withheld the twins’ crèche records fr the morning of Thursday 3rd May.

No they didn't. Their absence does not mean they were withheld, loony. 

5. Nanny Charlotte Pennington is missing from the list of crèche staff given to the Portuguese police by Donna Hall of Mark Warner on the 4th.

So? How is that anything to do with the creche register? 

6. Nanny  Stacey Portz claimed that Gerry Mccann signed the twins in on the afternoon of 3rd, but the crèche sheet says that Kate McCann did.

So what? She was mistaken. 

7. Stacey Portz claimed that Kate McCann collected the twins on the morning of  the 3rd, but Fiona Payne gave evidence that Gerry McCann did this.

Again - so what? Witness testimony is often inconsistent. 

8. The signatures of parent Robert Naylor are significantly  different every day.

Big deal 

9. Robert Naylor enters the wrong room number for his room every day.

Again - big deal. Maybe you have the wrong room number for him. He seems consistent; B1 

10.  Russell O’Brien enters ‘Emma’ instead of ‘Ella’ for his daughter on the 1st May.

No it looks as if someone else was writing it in and misheard 

11.  Russell O’Brien enters the wrong room number (5B) for his room (which was 5D) on Monday 30th April.

Oh dear - what a calamity 

12.  Russell O’Brien enters 5B again, but then changes it to 5D, twice on Wednesday 2nd May.

Call the police 

13.  Russell O’Brien enters ‘R O’Brien’, instead of his daughter’s name, on the same afternoon.

So he wrote in the wrong column. How is that suspicious? How is any of this suspicious? 

14.  On enlarging the McCann & Naylor signatures, there are several identical writing styles starting from the 29th, suggesting at the very least that one.parent might have signed in more than one child.

So what? It's no big deal if they did. Often the person with the pen will fill in the names for a group arriving together 

15.  On Monday 30th April, Madeleine is mysteriously signed in at 3.15pm and then out again just 15 minutes later at 3.30pm by Kate McCann.

Most likely to be a mistake and should read 17.30. Even if she was signed out again, so what? According to your lunacy she had disappeared by then 

16. Kate McCann’s signatures on Madeleine’s Lobster creche record on the same day look different from those on the twins’ Jellyfish creche record.

Are you a handwriting expert? Then don't offer an opinion on something you know nothing about. 

17. For some reason Kate signs herself ‘KM Healy’ instead of ‘K McCann’ on one occasion - on Wednesday 2^nd

She was usually know as Healy, so it was probably done on autopilot. 

18.  Kate McCann does not sign Madeleine into the Lobsters group at all on Tuesday  1st May

So what? Her father did! 

19.  For some reason, the Portuguese Police’s final report does not mention Sinead Vine, the twins’ carer almost every day, but only Stacey Portz.

And your point is what? 

Surely to goodness Kaz you don't accept these crèche records as accurate?

Do you????

More aggressive question marks, Baldy?  

You and your collection of tagnuts like Hidehalfwit, the extensive sock drawer and the Simpleton Chorus  - Verdi, Aquila et al - are pulling the world's collective plonker.