I am crying with laughter
The two #Twitter polls on the #LastPhoto both showed most votes going to Sunday 29th April for when it was taken. A #CMOMM poll had the same result. The evidence the Last Photo was taken on the sunny Sunday is so strong that I feel sure in the end everyone will accept it #McCann pic.twitter.com/oCJmHSlkoh— Anthony Bennett (@zampos) June 25, 2018
Behave, Bennett.
There is no such evidence, just your fairy stories. The satellite image you posted for 3rd May 2007 CLEARLY SHOWS that PdL was sitting under a clear, cloudless sky.
May I suggest you familiarise yourself with the location of PdL and stop making a tit of yourself?
Or, as I suggest is more likely, that you stop trying to con people.
And if you seriously think that your little poll of deranged Oompa loompas is going to convince anyone, then I suggest you try hitting yourself with a hammer in the hope that you might knock some sense into your calcified brain.
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ReplyDelete12th of Never, 2018
MADELEINE MCCANN CASE SOLVED!
The disappearance of Madeleine McCann has finally been solved by a Mr Tony Bennett, thanks to his unrivalled Twitter polls that revealed all. UK and Portuguese police were astounded to find the answer to the mystery was sitting under their noses the entire time, and sent personal thanks to Mr Bennett for cracking the case. There will be an awards ceremony in his honour this weekend, celebrating the efforts of all involved in the groundbreaking research.
A close pal of the McCann family initially declined to comment with a rather strangled expression on his face, but later told The Laughing Stock that the McCanns are 93% sure they can forgive Mr Bennett for his previous heinous behaviour.
Oh, I'm in pain :) Very funny
DeleteHe really is an utter cock, isn't he?
Haha, I had big ideas for this "article" but humour is something that only trickles from me at the best of times, rather than flow.
DeleteYou'd definitely do better, feel free to pen the follow up article? I'll get you good rates from my undercover corrupt journalist mates?
The nation is waiting with bated breath, chop chop 😊