Available now!
Have you often wished you could be arsed reading an entire Bennett post, but life is just too short?
Do you lose the will to live when confronted with all that blue ink?
The solution is here!
Available now on U-Bend:
Bennett's Bores - the Audiobook!
Yes, soothingly read aloud in a soft Geordie accent, these recordings induce loud guffaws and incredulous shrieks, before promoting a deep, restful sleep.
In 4 handy hour-long episodes, your narrator takes you into a world of evil nannies, perverted bystanders and well-dodgy holidaymakers, in a series of conveniently numbered bullet points.
Don't delay - get your copy free, now, at U-Bend
(Previously available at £20. Last week. Suckers)
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Please ensure you write your posts in BLUE INK ONLY.
All posts should be divided into numbered bullet points, so I can pretend to be a solicitor again.