New Year Resolutions, 2015

1) To install a storage tank for bulk purchases of blue ink

2) To hit my weekly FOI target

3) The introduction of the death penalty for anyone selling carrots by the kilo

4) To get even with that bloody Tigger for the Martin Smith debacle

5) To make sure no-one on CMOMM ever gets to hear about the Martin Smith debacle

6) To go to Specsavers

7) To find a link between the second Martin Smith and Robert Murat

8) Other resolutions to be added to the list with the passage of time.

9) To post at least one poll per week where every answer translates to ''Yes Tony, I agree with you''